In this realm this creature certainly does not belong in, in this dimension where it has no purpose other than to be someone's punching bag, this monstrosity takes the form of Elias.
It was first sighted in 200000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
It prefers he/him pronouns. Do not call it anything else unless you absolutely must.
This is its favourite song at the moment.
Have you met this creature? If you or a loved one said yes, good for you, keep that to yourself; it does not wish to be perceived.
It's best if you don't interact with this creature. It is very repulsive and you don't want to be around someone as gross as it is.